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Sing 20 Number One Hits is the tenth album by British pop group Brotherhood of Man. It was the first of two consecutive cover version albums by them. Released in 1980, it became the group's second biggest-selling album.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Flowing Free Forever","displaytitle":"Flowing Free Forever","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5462343","titles":{"canonical":"Flowing_Free_Forever","normalized":"Flowing Free Forever","display":"Flowing Free Forever"},"pageid":14615189,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Flowing_Free_Forever.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Flowing_Free_Forever.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270415796","tid":"0bce2f0a-d661-11ef-ae49-48697874abfa","timestamp":"2025-01-19T12:29:37Z","description":"1976 studio album by Michael Martin Murphey","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowing_Free_Forever","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowing_Free_Forever?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowing_Free_Forever?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flowing_Free_Forever"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowing_Free_Forever","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Flowing_Free_Forever","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowing_Free_Forever?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flowing_Free_Forever"}},"extract":"Flowing Free Forever is the sixth album by American singer-songwriter Michael Martin Murphey. The album establishes Murphey's love of wide open spaces and his \"desire to let his soul roam freely.\" The album was not as commercially successful as a few of his earlier releases, but \"Murphey's visions and persona remain intact.\" The album contains the song \"Cherokee Fiddle\", which was later recorded by Johnny Lee for the film soundtrack for Urban Cowboy. Flowing Free Forever peaked at number 130 on the Billboard 200.","extract_html":"
Flowing Free Forever is the sixth album by American singer-songwriter Michael Martin Murphey. The album establishes Murphey's love of wide open spaces and his \"desire to let his soul roam freely.\" The album was not as commercially successful as a few of his earlier releases, but \"Murphey's visions and persona remain intact.\" The album contains the song \"Cherokee Fiddle\", which was later recorded by Johnny Lee for the film soundtrack for Urban Cowboy. Flowing Free Forever peaked at number 130 on the Billboard 200.
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