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Pragamatic is the third studio album by Praga Khan. It was released in 1998 and featured a new version of \"Injected with a Poison\".
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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}