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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}

{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

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